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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
10-01-02

Andy Dougan and Russell Crowe, film critic and muscular celebrity respectively


	According to the doctor I suffer only from non-fatal ailments. Sorry to disappoint. It looks like life is back to normal.


	Bah.


	So I was watching "Shirtless: Hollywood's Sexiest Men" the other day. It's good to see you're choosing work that suits your acting ability.


	When asked, Mr Crowe said he glassed the journalist because "the prick was gettin' out of line". In other news, 8000 died in an earthquake in Guatemala...

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