Quite Agreeable

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: April 30, 2003

Take your order, Sir?
Bill Mann! What cruel trick of fate has reduced you to this?
Well, the OU layed me off after they cottoned on to my being irredeemably nuts. But I still have my Rimsky-Korsakov piano concertos.
Oh well. In that case, I'll have a Big Mac, and hold the paprika.
Would you -
And yes, I would like mushrooms with that, por favor!