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It is said that the man who eats a thousand radishes will have great constipation pains. This, I know, is true.

Allah Is Always Right

by baba
3-09-02


	"The onion has many layers. All are edible, except the skin. Shed your skin and show your true onion."


	Oh, Allah! I revel in your wisdom!


	"The skin of the pineapple protects it from harm. The face you show the world protects your fleshy insides. Never lose your skin, lest you be open to harm."


	Wait a second... Don't those two pearls of wisdom contradict each other?


	"Pity the poor mango. It asked it's master too many questions, and was soon unemployed."


	Oh, Allah! I revel in your wisdom!