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It is said that the man who eats a thousand radishes will have great constipation pains. This, I know, is true.

All About Goats

by baba
3-11-02


	So Allah, explain to me how goats fit into our religion.


	Between incarnations, our souls reside in the bodies of goats. The goats mate, and when a baby goat is born a new soul for a human baby is released.


	What would happen if a human mated with a goat?


	The offspring would be an abomination with only half a soul! It would be a terrible, evil, spreading darkness across the Earth! Why do you ask?


	Mating with goats, eh? Well, it might explain why he smells like that.