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| Sacre bleu! Have you seen how skinny I am?! I think that the mirrors in my country must be fucked up! I asked my old husband and he said "Oh yeah, you are damn skinny!" | |
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| I was thinking...you know that song I did for the movie "Titanic"? The one where I punch myself in the boobs when I sing it? Oh wait! I do that in every song...I'm such a nut. | |
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| I'm really glad I did that one though. It made me like sixty-four billion dollars! Of course, that's only about twelve dollars Canadian money. My old husband takes care of that. | |
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