bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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CC 465: THE THOUGHTS OF WILLIAM~1

by bigworm
12-07-10


	Good morning everyone. This is William. William is a brilliant thinker, though lately he has fallen on hard times. Give 'em your thoughts on cereal William.


	Basically, children want sugar. Put sugar in the name, and sugar in the product. Name it something like 'Cotton Candy Puffs'.


	The 'puffs' would be different colors, and a certain percentage of each color would be designed to dissolve quickly, causing the child to want more cereal poured into their bowl.


	You'll have 'C.C. Puffs' for girls, and 'C.C. Puffs' for boys, making it neccessary for parents to purchase more boxes of cereal, and giving the kids a basis for expressing smugness to one another.


	The quickly dissolving 'puffs' will super-saturate the cereal milk with sugar, causing the child to ravenously gulp, guzzle, lick, slurp, and suck down every last freaking drop... in the bowl that is.


	*Thus, pleasing the mothers by getting the child to drink their milk, as well as ahem... preparing the child for adulthood.*