bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

CC 465: THE THOUGHTS OF WILLIAM~2

by bigworm
12-07-10


	I'm liking it William! Please... continue on.


	... we have kids eating much more cereal, eating much more sugar, drinking much more milk, and thus becoming much more congested. This leads to a whole new branch...


	... pharmaceuticals. There's a virtual fortune to be made in 'child decongestants', if you don't have millions of congested children, C.C. Puffs and milk will give us millions of congested children.


	You'll market the decongestant first, so that the link to the cereal is less obvious. If the link is seen and blown up, you simply blame the dairy industry. C.C. Puffs remains pristine.


	Sirs, the future of our world ie. the children, is already in jeopardy. If we swap it for the dollar, we can purchase them and ourselves a glorious NEW future, where lots more kids play in the park!