Comic Contest 4: The Crappiest Haunted House Ever.

Author: bikity

Date: February 15, 2001

by bikity
2-15-01
My friend owns the worlds least scary haunted house. Nothing in it frightened anyone. He had all the usual stuff. A Demon:
I will eat your soul!
You try to eat my soul and I'm gon' have ta nutt up on ya!!!
A cross dressing skeleton:
Want to dance pretty boy?
Dude, I'm into chick skeletons.
That's when I realized he needed the giant wooden badger.
I am A giant wooden badger!!! Fear my evil!!!
*screaming like a little girl*