HEY! Long time no see! How have you been this whole time?
How have I what now?
While I was gone... you know in Oklahoma... So I just wanted to know how things have been here with out me...
What the hell you were gone?!
Yah! Havent you noticed I havent been around here for half a month?!
Well I mean...you think I would but you never update the site. Wait a second your name isnt Leon is it? Well cause I've been writing your checks out to him and hes been cashing them.
