Yeah, the surgery went pretty well. Still hurts like hell but I think I'll be better.
Quack quack quack quack quack?
Yeah, EVERYONE pretty much knows about my surgery.
Quack quack quack quack quack!!!!
You're fucking right! I should've told them it was a gunshot wound. Now every girl knows I have a deformity around my dick! I think I'm gonna kill myself now...