A Christmas Tree For Every State

Author: bloodysteak

Date: July 1, 2002

by bloodysteak
7-01-02
When I was a young Christmas tree, my mother would tell me the legend of the White House elves!
Umm.... Which state do you represent?
Every Christmas Eve, they rise from the ground to prance about with the ghost of Checkers, the cocker spaniel!
I see.
I am the White House. What is going on out there? I am the White House!
Then they spread merriment and delight through the Oval ... HEY!
I have to catch on fire now.