Dear diary: I had a big test yesterday and I was not perpared. So I got my cousin Louie to pretend to be me and take my test.
But I forgot to tell him that it was a math test, so he accidentally wrote a whole paragraph about world war 2. He discovered that half-way through, but didn't have an eraser so he wrote:
"Oops....nevermind!" But the teacher still gave me an F. I was so sad that I went home and ate a whole box of brownies. But not until I punched my cousin Louie in the throat.
