Millions of weeks from now, Fred Savage will be the king of the world. I am one of his clone warriors sent to the past to keep the future balanced.
It has been rumored that the real Fred Savage raped you on this day, and for some reason that was a major factor in his future. But something went wrong.
Fred Savage was suddenly not the king and was replaced by the evil Abe Vigoda. We believe that complications caused you not to be raped, so I was sent here to complete the mission.
