What? This is crazy! I'm calling the proper authorities on you!
I can't let you do that, Kajun. I must first take to to a place where you will be raped then murdered so you cannot tell anyone afterwards, for it could complicate the future even more.
Yeah right! Like you can stop me!
Hey, your shoes are untied!
*looks down at feet*
*hits Kajun over the head with a bag full of door knobs*
