Step 1 : Find a good location and a source of cheap labor
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| I'll start a code business here. It both serve my plans and give you the $€ you need. My associate will soon arrive and brief you. | |
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| OK! I'll wait for that associate of yours. Hopefully we've installed electricity and gotten the modem up and running by then. | |
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Step 2 : Send someone you don't want in the home office to be boss
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| Hi, sir! I assume your the new manager around here. We've got everything ready, so we can do the training and then start typing on the type-writers you sent us | |
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| Traini..??? Ah yees, I'll teach you everything I know about QA. As a matter of fact I think I've already learnt you everything I know. | |
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Step 3 : Get the local people to adopt your ways of working
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| Sooo... we eat bananas for 1 hour in the morning, 2 hours at noon and then leave for the banana bar in the evening, sounds like the good life to me! | |
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| Yupp! I'm not sure we're doing the Banana Bar thing right though. The boss said something about the one in Amsterdam being better. | |
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