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| man if i could tell you all the stuff that happened to me id probably have a real good memory. but since i dont ill just tell you about the stuff that hasnt happened to me okay? | |
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| i havent ever had so many black men in my ass that i started to get delirious and thought maybe i really was Jim J. Bullock like my parents have suggested all along. | |
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| also i haven't flown wingman to any brash young fighter pilots whose headstrong attitudes get them into trouble and im always bailing them out of court martials and keeping the sarge off their backs. | |
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| neither have i made it impossible for a plucky young lawyer to gather all the facts in the case to prove his clients innocence only to find his client might not be so innocent in the first place. | |
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| the last thing i havent done is masturbated furiously to a Michael Bolton album with a badger in my ass until my penis was raw and I cried myself to sleep. Ok, that one i actually did. | |
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| (men aren't as tender lovers as rabbits are) | |
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