burt_reynolds
stripcreator donor

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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Evel Knievel, P.I.: RESURRECTION (THE LEGEND OF THE P'ZONE)

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03


	I'm looking for my P'Zone, Mr. Butch. You hear anything on the street?


	Is that what you call it? A P'Zone? I call mine a baby's arm.


	Mr. Butch, no, please. A P'Zone is like a pizza, but folded over.


	Or I call it my hangdown. Sometimes my bitch's pacifier. For obvious reasons. Do you call it a P'Zone because your mommy told you to call it that? Like "Hey, stranger! Stay away from my P'Zone!"


	You are an invaluable resource, Mr. Butch.


	Does the "P" stand from penis or private?

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