burt_reynolds
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Evel Knievel, P.I.: RESURRECTION (THE CONCLUSION!)

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03


	Hello, God? It's me, crime-fighting Evel Knievel...


	Pardon me, son, if I talk with food in my mouth, but I did create the universe. Now what can I do for you?


	Well, I can't find my P'Zone. It was there before I died, but now... Well, what's the word on the street?


	I haven't heard a thing. Good luck with finding your P'Zone.


	You'd think being omnipotent you'd have heard... wait... why do I smell crappy canned sauce and reheated pepporoni on your breath?


	I cooked up a Boboli pizza with Fatty Arbuckle earlier. I swear to me!

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