Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  burt_reynolds  
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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by burt_reynolds
12-18-03
You've broken a sacred trust, Not Me. Not only did you sleep with me wife, you knocked her up!
Now, I've put up with your guff for years... breaking lamps, eating the last cookie, vomitting in our crawl space... but this is way over the line!
I'll bet you were the one hooked Dolly on pain medication, weren't you?
Ida Know!
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