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You enter the dark forest. The trees seem to be alive, and grab at you with their branches. You can feel the icy fingers of death caress the back of your neck. You hear a sound from the north...
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| Gee, how cliché... Did you put ANY thought into this? what do we meet up here, a dragon? | |
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Shut up! Anyway, there's a cave to the north. you enter, and see... uhh... a disgruntled cow and an amish farmer.
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| Damn, I hope he doesn't have a Bull Slaying Knife... | |
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| Shouldn't I be building a barn, or something? Who's gonna buy my wife's quilts if I live in a cave??? | |
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Your mission is obvious. Using your ninja stealth and super robot intelligence, travel to space to recover the stolen quilts.
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| Uhh... What the fuck? I thought I was a ranger... | |
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