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OK, This is ALWAYS what happens...
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| I'm Adam. I played Soul Calibur in the arcade. I know the moves of my character, and I kick ass. | |
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| I'm Brette. I'm a girl. I have no idea what I'm doing. I just push buttons. | |
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And then the bitch shoots lasers out of her eyes and turns me into a bran muffin before i burst into flames.
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| Wow. Is THAT what that button does??? | |
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And then my sense of masculinity is reduced to that of a fairy wearing a pink dress.
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| What's wrong, Adam? You got a rip in your stockings? I can fix that. I'll even get that nasty stain out of your pretty dress for you. | |
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