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| Psst. If you tell your mom to vote for me I'll tell you the truth about that burning question. That one question you've always thought about. Obsessed about. Lost sleep over. Dedicated your life to. | |
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| If you know the truth to my question, a pity-vote is in your future. Count her in candidate. What exactly are you running for? Wait, answer the first question first, then the second one. | |
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| Locke IS Jacob on "Lost". They are the same person, existing simultaneously in a parallel universe. | |
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| That's not the truth I've sought after. I can't guarantee you that vote. | |
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| Then what was the truth you seek, young one? I need this vote. | |
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| Part 1 of a 2 part question. First, how do soda machines cap and twist a bottle cap so tightenly that it doesn't crack the bottle? Second, are stars actually God's tears? | |
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