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| Hey Rick, quick question. Last time you came by my room, do you remember seeing a Rolex knock-off next to my bed? It was all green inside from wrist sweat and because it just wasn't gold at all. | |
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| I think you asked me this last time and I told you the last time I saw it was the night it was on my wrist. And I was mugged. And striped only of that watch. Remember? We thought it was funny. | |
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| It's just weird that's all the mugger took. He didn't take anything else at all. Not the Ipod you were listening to. Or the $400 cell phone you were on. Or the platinum grill you were wearing. | |
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| Or the sports autographed sneakers you were wearing. Or the jazzy-studded Miata you were driving. Or the wad of cash you leave on the dash in hopes of attracting girls. | |
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| So, do you want me to give back your watch or what? Just ask, man. | |
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