And now to deliver the eulogy, Johnny's long-time guest, Mr. Don Rickles...
Thanks, Father, I think you left your altar boy running outside. But seriously, folks...
A lot of comedians owe their careers to Johnny...sure, he gave breaks to kikes like David Brenner and Jerry Seinfeld, but lets not forget he had on filthy Puerto Ricans too...
Of course, the only reason he called Freddy Prinze over to the couch was so he wouldn't steal his hubcaps.
