chrisrawkneri  

Hey there, fellow, why are you playing that sad solo?

My lady broke up with me the other day.

That's okay, son. Just remember, next time around be more firm. Like if she tells you nonsense like "It's over." just gently remind her that you know where she parks. She'll be yours forever.

Ummm...okay.

By the way, I loved you on STEP BY STEP. You played Cody the Code-man, right?

*sob* FUCK OFF!