Have you come to collect the money for giving my son a kidney? Am I the haitian you seek? I am prepared to give you the money, if I am the haitian you seek.
I'm not sure. I sold sperm to a guy though.
IMPOTENT? MY SON IS IMPOTENT? You have brought shame to me by telling me this and I shall put a haitian curse on you.
You shall live the rest of your life cursed with a fish hand. You might not understand, but this is a very insulting thing in haitian culture. The fish is a sign of poor penmanship.
