I sold some sperm, I need to go visit a haitian man to receive my payment.
Fifths things fifth, my wife left me for an elderly Haitian man. The only way to free me from my viking curse and get me into viking heaven is if you tell him that he hurt my feelings.
I'll make sure to do that.
Sixth things sixth, I'll leave you the deed to my home if you can fulfill this quest and you can live here all alone, but the house is cursed so you might be better off selling it.
