The other day at work I was in the bathroom jerking off and taking a shit and the boss actually knocked on the door and said he wanted to talk to me when I was finished.
How did the boss know you were jerking off?
He didn't he just wanted to know if I could help another guy move a file cabinet.
He knocked on the bathroom door to tell you that?
Yeah! What a prick. I told him I wasn't moving shit cause I have back problems.
That's the same thing I told my boss when he tried to have anal sex with me.
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