Look kid, I'm from the future. If you start masterbating so young it will become an obsession and eventually lead to your mom's death.
This futuristic version of myself is giving me such a hard on. I need to find a bathroom to jerk off in.
I can't believe my obsession with masterbating has become such an obsession that it has actually led to my mother's death. I wish I would have listened to the futuristic version of myself.
