Last time I went to my grandfather's house I went into his private bathroom. I could tell that I just had a massive tangle of dingleberries stuck in my ass hair.
I have unusually long ass hair and since it was uncomfortable to sit on this massive amount of shit that had accumulated; I decided that I just had to trim it.
I went through the cabinets to find anything that would be useful and found his personal shaving kit. I took out the trimmers and cut the mass of dingleberries off. Then I shaved with his razor.
