Look, I realize that you make great money as a Sailor Moon look-a-like, but I just don't think I'd make a good stay at home husband.
Someone needs to stay home and take care of the child I am caring for in my womb. Do you remember when you shot your seed in me and impregnated me with your child?
Yeah... I do.
That was hot.
I just don't see why I can't just be a pirate.
You promised my father on his death bed that you were done with the pirate game. You told him that if he gave you thirty grand you could get out. You're out, where's the thirty grand?
