My dad sent me a letter. It says that one of his friends at the nursing home has been pressuring him to start smoking crack.
Crack? Why would a 75 year old man start smoking crack?
Well, he wrote that he's never truly felt loved by god and he hopes that this experience can bring him closer. I guess all I can do is wish him the best.
How long have you been bald?
Hmmm... I'd say I started losing my hair around the age of 17.
Why would I marry a bald man with a family history of crack use? Maybe dad was right and I am a dumb whore.
