I've been an iron worker for 35 years. I've worked hard to support you over that time. I've come to terms with the fact that you'll never be able to conceive, but could you try learning to cook?
You're short.
Yeah, I've always been short.
Well, I'll learn to cook once you grow a few feet and can look me in the eye and ask me like a man.
I'm gonna go find my step ladder and I'm gonna look you straight in the fucking eye and ask for a divorce you barren bitch.
IF YOU SO MUCH AS EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING A DIVORCE I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT WE'RE REALLY BROTHER AND SISTER! WE'LL SEE HOW YOUR MOOSE LODGE LIKES THAT!
