Stanley, your wife called. She's concerned, she says you haven't gone home all week. Do you need to talk about anything?
I'm having an affair. I really don't think it's any of your buisness. Now if we're done here, I'd like to return to the kitchen and get back to work.
Stanley, I've been fucking your wife since the company picnic last summer. That woman is the love of my life and I swear if you do anything to hurt her feelings in the slightest, I'll have you killed.
So, how bout tonight you head on home to your wife and eat a nice meal with your family. Put a smile on Sandra's face for me.
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