You's a jacked up lil bitch. You think you can step to me with some punk ass bow and get any respect? You best have season one of Martin on DVD in your back pocket to offer to me as a peace offering.
I just got a haircut, I don't want any trouble. Truth of the matter is, my car got a flat and I've been walking around trying to find some help.
Is it a blow out or just a flat? If it's just a flat I got some fix-a-flat back in my truck. We could probably get that fixed right up.
Thanks, but it was a full blow out. That wouldn't be a problem except that I din't have a spare and I just traded my donut for an eigth of some sticky.
Yeah, that sounds like quite the pickle. I don't have a tire or anything to help you out, but I got a joint back in my truck.
You're a cool guy. Tell you what, I got a joint back at my car. Let's trade and enjoy eachother's wares.