Son, I need help setting up my match.com account. Can I trust you to stand by my side as my best friend and help me fix it?
Sure dad.
I need a woman, son.
I know dad.
So did you hear about Kanyeezy getting arrested at LAX yesterday? I'm loving his new single Love Lockdown. I can't wait for 808's and Heartbreaks to drop.
It's ok. I hated it at first, but then it got stuck in my head and now it won't leave. Just like the Jim Edmonds signing.
