How old are you exactly? I don't look young as fuck! WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! I don't sell drugs to anyone under 9. You gotta be double digits with me punk. HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
I'm 15.
HOLY SHIT! You look young as fuck! WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! I didn't think you were a day over 9. Jesus Christ do you even have hair on your balls? Holy shit!
Who knows how long this guy is going to taunt me for looking young. I should just slowly start walking away...