Bro, my little tenderooni left for Miami today. She is getting married to her dude and then moving to Afghanistan to fight in the war.
I don't have time for this shit. I just came by to drop this off for you. It isn't much, but this half ounce should talk care of you for at least two weeks.
I don't smoke marijuana. Not anymore. Not since I found out Obama used to smoke dope all the time. Now, I'm straight edge. Like my idol, MR. CM PUNK!
Dude, you smell like virgin.
Remember that time I helped your mom move that couch and she showed me her boobs? Is that a more erotic story for you? Is that more adult? Is that what you want to hear?
I just want you to not be so cynical. Just try to open your heart to new horizons.