Dude, how the fuck is your dad? I haven't seen him since his 87th birthday party and he looked fucking terrible.
Yeah, he still looks like shit. He can't see anymore and his wife calls everyday telling me to come see him before he dies.
When was the last time you saw him?
I was over there on Thanksgiving. He wanted to borrow money. He doesn't need any money, he can't see shit.
Dude, your dad is ancient. I bet your mom had to have him cum into a cup and then she took that powdered jizz and mixed it with his piss and then he put all that inside of her with a turkey baster...
