I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to need the rest of the day off work. Today while defecating, I noticed that my feces was full of tiny bugs. Upon closer inspection my feces were full bug logs.
You're shiting bugs or your shit is made up of all bugs forming a log while traveling through your colon?
It was shit, but the shit was full of lots of bugs. So many that it was noticeable upon first glance?
And the first time this happened was just now? How closely do you inspect your feces to just realize this?
Well, when I stood up to whipe my ass I noticed the bugs in my shit.
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