I haven't taken a good shit in over 40 years, but this morning I woke up and took a great one!
What kind of shit was it? Just a long satisfying log? Did it remind you of your young girlish days douching in the meadow and harvesting elder berries?
It was a nice log to start, but there was also a cannon ball one in there. I thought it was just a too big log, but upon further inspection, I realized it was more roundish?
Upon further inspection?
Well, when I stood up to whipe my ass, I always take a peek at what I've made.
You stand up to whipe your ass? What a disappointing...
