Dad, I don't normally come to you for help, but I need you now. I've been fired.
You come to me for help all the time! Remember when you were in high school and you missed out on your ACT's because you thought you had bugs in your shit?
I told you then and I'll tell you now old man. I thought I did have bugs in my shit and I came to you because I trusted you. That is the same reason I'm coming to you now.
What did you get fired for anyway?
Well, I thought I had bugs in my shit.
Corn again? You gotta start whiping your ass while sitting down.
