Brill, I'm going to level with you. This is a young upstart company with headquarters in the middle of the ghetto. I can't give you a raise, but I'm going to name you Production Manager! Congrats!
Thank you! Thank you so much! This is so unexpected... Thank you for your trust in me.
Brill, we've been working together for awhile now and I've always trusted you. I'm going to be honest, I can't afford to give you a raise, HOWEVER, I do want to name you my new Director of Operations!
I was really hoping for a raise...
FUCK! I'VE RUN OUT OF TITLES TO GIVE BRILL! I NEED YOU TO KILL HIM ASAP!