Look, Ma. I can get you a job, but I can't promote you up the company too fast. It would... Look bad. Nepotism. You know, the other workers might get upset.
You put your own mother in the mail room, Rodger? You make me sick. The only reason I even need this job is because I'm saving up to get your sister Jeanniene's son's wife that breast implant.
Look, Ma. That lopsided breast issue with Jeanniene's son's wife's boobs has been bothering us all. That's why I got her a job as receptionist.
Then why am I working in the mail room?
Look, Ma. I got you a job, but I can't promote you up the company too fast. It would... Look bad. Nepotism. You know, the other workers might get upset! That's why your in the mailroom.
You put your own mother in the mail room, Rodger? You make me sick. The only reason I even need this job is because I'm saving up to get your sister Jeanniene's son's wife that breast implant.
Um, Grandma ain't part of the office catagory, either! If YOU win the comic contest, I'm going to STAY on the website despite howls of protests from the other strippers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
posted Mar 1st, 2012 ( permalink )
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