Dirk just needs to grab some picks during his lunch break
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| Excuse me, could you please get me a pack of those one point five milimeter Jazz three's up there? | |
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| Sorry bro - sax reeds are in our brass department | |
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The accessory department once again proves frustrating
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| no, they are guitar picks... dunlop Jazz three... you've got like forty packs of them back there. | |
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| Never heard of them bro, you sure you don't want one of these instead? It shreds like crazy! | |
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Next time, Dirk will just go on Amazon...
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| You're playing a Jazz three right now! And you're not shredding, you're playing a Chevelle song! | |
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| No way man, this ain't no jazz pick, it's pure rock! | |
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