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| Alright Darren, so your resume says you're a high school graduate, have waited tables at Pizza Cave the past two summers and your favorite band is Lady Antebellum - do you play any instruments? | |
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| Uh, no sir, I tried to play trumpet in third grade, but my doctor said I had a low output saliva gland. | |
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| That's pretty concerning, this is Guitar Center afterall. Do you have any sales experience? | |
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| Well, I was number one in our conference for the baseball team booster sale. | |
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| Very interesting, so when can you start? I think you'll be a perfect fit for our percussion department. | |
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| Oh wow, I didn't know you guys treated head injuries. | |
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