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by daft_paragon
7-10-12
Alright Darren, so your resume says you're a high school graduate, have waited tables at Pizza Cave the past two summers and your favorite band is Lady Antebellum - do you play any instruments?
Uh, no sir, I tried to play trumpet in third grade, but my doctor said I had a low output saliva gland.
That's pretty concerning, this is Guitar Center afterall. Do you have any sales experience?
Well, I was number one in our conference for the baseball team booster sale.
Very interesting, so when can you start? I think you'll be a perfect fit for our percussion department.
Oh wow, I didn't know you guys treated head injuries.
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