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		|  |  |  |  |  | Alright Darren, so your resume says you're a high school graduate, have waited tables at Pizza Cave the past two summers and your favorite band is Lady Antebellum - do you play any instruments? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Uh, no sir, I tried to play trumpet in third grade, but my doctor said I had a low output saliva gland. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | That's pretty concerning, this is Guitar Center afterall.  Do you have any sales experience? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well, I was number one in our conference for the baseball team booster sale. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Very interesting, so when can you start?  I think you'll be a perfect fit for our percussion department. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Oh wow, I didn't know you guys treated head injuries. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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