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Hi, I'm Will. This is my spoof into people talking to the powers that be in everyday life, and how it isn't always good to talk to gods.
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by darkmessiah
10-22-04
Hey, do you want to buy a puppy, they're really cute, and they'll live a long time, I made sure of it myself. I made them drink Immortal's blood... my blood.
Um, no mister. Are you ok? You aren't one of those stupid crazy people are you?
FINE, STUPID SQUIRMING BOY! THE RATS WILL EAT YOUR EYES AND YOUR SKULL WILL BECOME LIKE UNTO A STARBUCKS FOR THE LITTLE MAGGOTS!
Hey man, I'll buy a puppy if it'll make you happy. Just put the knife down.
Oh yay! You make me so happy! Here, have a puppy, and these flowers. Oh, I am so happy I could kill, but not you! You maked me happy. Enjoy the puppy, little Seraph
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