Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc. (EPISODE 9)

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 6, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-06-04
And thusly...
So you're quite sure you're ready to confront your daughter's killer?
Eh, sure. My next shift doesn't start for another half-hour or so. Besides, it's either this, or I could go across the street and have a stranger lap booze out of my gaping vagina.
Ma'am, I must remind you that we're dealing with a most vile and sinister villain here. A heart that is not pure with God's love may be ill-prepared for the abominations that wait beyond this door.
I work at a fuckin' Arby's. What is it I'm hanging onto here, my sanity?
*GASP!!* YOU?!
SMOKY?! Y-You killed OUR daughter?!