Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc. (EPISODE 10)

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 7, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-07-04
Wha-What?! What do you mean OUR daughter? What do you mean I killed OUR daughter?!
It's true, Smoky. I'm sorry I never called to tell you that she was yours. I wasn't with anyone else that whole hour when she was conceived, so I'm afraid there isn't any doubt.
God, you're a whore. If there was something poking out of you for every time something had been poked in, you'd be a goddamned porcupine.
When we were dating you kept going on and on about how cannibalism was sooo "in", and I guess I was a little concerned about you popping her in the microwave someday while I was at work.
Well it worked out, huh? She's fucking dead anyway! And now my damn stomach's growling just thinking about that little bitch between two slices of bread.
(sigh)... Such passion... Now I remember why I fell in love with you.