It's another Friday night at Blockbuster, and a fat, stupid customer has decided to give me shit about a late fee. Yeah, it was in on time. MY ASS. Here's how I handle the fuckstick...
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| Hey! You fucking sonofabitch! I turned that movie in - ON TIME!!! | |
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| Sir, I keep telling you - this movie was turned in 5 days late. We did not go 5 days without checking the dropbox. I've been here for 3 hours already, and we've checked it TWICE! | |
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I announce to the store all of his porno tapes which were brought back late
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| OH YEAH! Well, I wanna speak to...YOUR MANAGER!!! | |
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| Bring it on, motherfucker! HEY! DENISE! THIS GUY WANTS ME TO CREDIT HIM BECAUSE HE TURNED IN THESE MOVIES LATE: "Ramboner," "Titanic Wang" and "College Girls Gone Wild Part IV"!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO? | |
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